The Grapes

Ah the fermented grapes
The sweet and tart wafting smell
Crimson river like liquid blood drapes
From Dionysus' cup fell

It clings to the carpet like habit
Aphrodite's lustful dress
With a moist towel I dab at it
And that's how you clean up the mess!

Or you can use baking soda
Or pour salt onto the stain
I saw it on last week's Operah
Just don't spill my wine again
Asshole